CG: UGH...

CG: GET OFF ME YOU SACK OF BONES. I THINK YOU CRUSHED MY SPLEEN.

TA: do you even know what a 2pleen ii2 kk?

CG: IT'S FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

CG: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE ANYWAY? WHERE'S THE DOC? ...FUCK, NOW

HE'S GOT ME CALLING HIM THAT TOO.

TA: tg ii2nt here ho2er and iid 2ay we are iin a fore2t.

CG: BRILLIANT. HOW WOULD I EVER SURVIVE WITHOUT YOUR STUNNING

INTELLECT TO KEEP ME FROM DROWNING IN MY OWN DAMN SALIVA?

CG: WHY ARE WE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST? I'M DAMN SURE WE WERE

JUST IN A SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOT THAT WAS DISTINCTLY VOID OF

GREEN THINGS.

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