CG: SO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR BUZZING BIMBOS LEADING US ANYWAY?

TA: one of them wa2 almo2t hiit by the 2tupiid 2iickle on her

way two help her mother 2o 2he know2 where iit landed.

TA: iit2 not two far from here actually.

CG: I'M SENSINNG A MASSIVE "BUT" IN THERE.

CG: SO MASSIVE IT'S GENERATING A GRAVITATIONAL PULL. A BLACK

HOLE OF BUT-NESS THAT SUCKS ALL THE HOPE OUT OF THIS SHIT-O-RAMA

OF A DAY. THE UNIVERSE IS SLOWLY BEING SUCKED INTO THE COMPLETE

SHITFEST OF A BUT.

TA: there2 a lot ii could do wiith your butt kk.

CG: DO YOU EVER STOP? GOD I SHOULD JUST PUNCH MYSELF IN THE

FACE AND PUT MYSELF OUT OF MY MISERY NOW.

TA: eheheheh.

TA: anyway ii wa2nt goiing two 2ay but ii wa2 goiing two 2ay

ii could carry you iif your deliicate leg2 cant take all thii2

exercii2e.

CG: SAYS THE NOID WHO SPENDS ALL HIS FUCKING TIME IN FRONT OF

A COMPUTER. SERIOUSLY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PEELED YOUR

LAME GLASSES AWAY FROM YOUR SCREEN?

TA: about the la2t tiime you came whiiniig two me about how

much ii wa2 iignoriing you.

CG: FUCKING FIGURES.

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